boygeorgemichaelbluth:

amideus482:

theuppitynegras:

kobetyrant:

remember when jay z said “only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace” on Columbus Day and white people started burning his albums

white people sticking up for a murderer and a child molester

I’m shocked

Yes cause god forbid we stick up for the man that found this country, rebeled against Spanish religion, oh and made it so Europe started sending people here. Thus creating the beginning of America.

Your right, he was not important at all.

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"Yes cause god forbid we stick upp for the man that found this country,"

You know he never “found” America, right? The farthest north he ever got was Cuba, and then he started going into what is now Mexico and Central and South America. Also, the US didn’t exist back then, so there’s no way he could have found it.

"rebeled against Spanish religion,"

Citation needed. 

Also this has fuck all to do with him finding America.

"made it so Europe started sending people here."

People like Cortes and Pizarro, who followed Columbus’ example and slaughtered and enslaved indigenous populations. Nice going there ace.

"Thus creating the beginning of America."

Pretty sure you’re referring to the US, and not the continent, since the continent had existed for a long fucking time before Columbus did. But I’m pretty sure the founding fathers based none of what they did off Columbus, since at the time they were so enamored with the political works of John Locke. In fact, our entire government is based on Lockesian principles. Columbus had nothing to do with current day America, considering he had no political treatises and also never set foot here.

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Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I would date you

laceepaperflowers:

Or just give you nice compliments because you’re all lovely and I’m not judging.

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angrycashierchick:

whywehateyou:

We hate you because you say “oh wait, here’s eleven cents” after we’ve already counted out eighty-nine cents in change, shut the drawer, and closed the transaction.

They lost their chance. The get 89 cents back.

sindrippedtongue:

How to perform an exorcism:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick ‘em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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zootedboy:

this is what florida cops do all day

zootedboy:

this is what florida cops do all day

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erikadprice:

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I’m starting a new series on here where I use characters and plot lines from popular “premiere” TV to illustrate important social psychological concepts. Today I’ll be examining Mad Men’s Joan Harris Holloway, that beautiful, hypercompetent, undercutting, socially aggressive, savvy, sexy,…

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kristaferanka:

so yeah.
as some of you may have seen.
I drew Colbert as the Falcon for his show.

kristaferanka:

so yeah.

as some of you may have seen.

I drew Colbert as the Falcon for his show.

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poochcrew:

Give me your shoe human

poochcrew:

Give me your shoe human

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"Tickle his feet with your nipples"

Actual Cosmo sex tip (via wednesdayxblack)

wat

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maroon-mooon:

"She wanted me to be beautiful so I could find a man. There’s nothing wrong with that. But then what? Just sit and smoke and let it go until you’re in a box?" Betty Draper

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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